1. That Robert Pattinson was not in fact hit by a taxi fleeing fans in New York;
2. and that he exists.
3. That Lehman Brothers could only fall once;
4. and that it didn’t happen this year.
5. That our President (thank God!) has not been the subject of violent attack, despite all the crazy talk.
6. That we still have a banking system, despite all the crazy talk.
7. That Captain Sully Sullenberger did not allow his plane to crash into midtown Manhattan, even if the automatic pilot system supposedly could have landed the plane on its own. (I don’t believe that.)
8. That Levi Johnston is not our son-in-law.
9. That Swine Flu has not mutated into a life-threatening epidemic like the 1917 Spanish Flu.
10. Speaking of the 1917 Spanish Flu, that Edward Cullen didn’t survive it. Or did survive it. Or did whatever he was supposed to have done.
Enjoy your thanks-giving.
And, as always, thank you all for reading.
(If you get a chance, please check out 1 Mississippi by Karin Gustafson at Amazon or on ManicDDaily home page.)
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