For those of you interested in my posts re writer’s block–sorry. I’m temporarily distracted by the news that Rachel LeFevre is being replaced as the vampire Victoria in the upcoming Eclipse movie, third of the Twilight Series, and just can’t resist.
I’m sorry, Rachel, but it’s a smart casting move.
You are too womanly for Victoria; too rounded, too soft. Your breasts are full, your hips are present, your nose is rounded, even your forehead is noticeably convex, you are one curvy dame. I don’t mean this as a criticism; you have a figure to be envied. But these are teen books in which narrowness prevails. Besides, the whole idea is that vampires are stone, hard, streamlined; their bodies weapons; their faces aquiline.
Victoria’s supposed to menacing, to almost kill Edward (Whoa!) but you, Rachel, have the smile of a character actor, someone who would only kill with poison, or maybe, if the victim were drunk, a blunt instrument to the back of the head.
You smile is too self-deprecating to be as singleminded as the Victoria in the book, an old Hollywood-style villain, almost cartoonish in her all out commitment to vengeance. (To get to Edward’s beloved, she forges an army of new-born vamps who come rampaging from Seattle, refusing to be satisfied by anything Starbuck.)
Hollywood. That was the magic word in that last paragraph. Which is the final problem here. Hollywood personifications are generally to be way hotter than the characters in books. (See, e.g., Emma Watson as Hermione Grainger, Anne Hathaway in the Princess Diaries, Meryl Streep as Julia Child.)
But in Stephenie Meyer’s books, the vampire characters out-Hollywood Hollywood. They already look like movie stars; that, in fact, is one of their primary character traits. So that now that the films are big budget, Hollywood has to go all out (and, I guess, throw out) just to live up to its name. The brand name too.
It doesn’t seem fair, but the fans will love it.
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