Agh! (Translation: Ugh!) A rainy weekend with lots of work-work (as distinguished from fun-work.)
There is something about working on both days of a week-end which makes one feel automatically deprived, even when also feeling extremely grateful to have the job.
We like to feel special, not, in other words, like drudges. A week-end of work makes one long for the magical escape, that liberation that waits just around the corner.
Perhaps as a result of that longing, I actually opened and read the Nigerian email that I received this morning. As a practicing attorney, I get one of these almost every day. (They seem to be mainly generated from Nigeria, but come from other places as well.) They involve millions of dollars or British pounds which are awaiting my pick-up if I will only co-operate in some scheme to help a widow, orphan, business partner, collect some mysteriously elusive inheritance, or lottery winnings. Sometimes, as in today’s mail, it’s an inheritance or lottery winnings actually intended for me. Today’s subject line read “dead or alive!!!” Its sender “Mr.Ron Mills” from “Standard International Bank PLC” warned me that someone named John K. Wheeler was claiming I was dead and trying to collect $2.5 million dollars held in my name. Mr. Mills, though about to accede to Mr. John Wheeler’s claims, asked: “Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (MR JOHN WHEELER). Thereby making him the current beneficiary with this following account details….”
Who writes these emails? What do they hope to gain by them?
On top of the fantastic elements of the stories (Cinderella diving into Ocean’s Eleven), there are always telltale signs of the scam—awkward word usage, punctuation and grammar mistakes, generic addresses, as in the email from “Timothy Geithner”, asking me to reply at a “yahoo” address. (You know how the Treasury Department always uses those for their high-level employees.)
The urge to feel lucky, singled out, is a deep one. (An example that comes to a brain suffering from the renewed imprint of Robert Pattinson is the whole Twilight craze—certainly a huge part of that mania arises from the very ordinary-seeming heroine turning out to have special blood, a not-visible-on-the-surface quality which elevates her from the humdrum to the extraordinary.)
My mother calls me excitedly this morning, telling me of an offer received in the mail from her favorite credit card company–free airplane tickets.
I assure her that the tickets are probably not truly “free”. She checks out the offer’s “details,” reading aloud some fine print about the continental United States.
My mom is a child of the Great Depression; if something is free, it feels almost a sin to pass it up. Accordingly, even though she and my father have not felt up to plane travel for the last several years, she immediately begins making plans (at least theoretical plans).
I tell her that there really is a probable catch here, something you need to buy, subscribe to. She explains that they “have had that card for a long time.” (I think this means that they are due a thank you from the company.)
“Yes, but—”
“Maybe they just want to get more people on the airplanes?” she answers.
“No.”
“It says ‘free'” she tries again, “even on the envelope.”
Why should I cast a shadow over her sense of good luck? Just because John K. Wheeler is trying to steal my 2.5 million?
“So then, maybe they are,” I sigh.
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