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If you like elephants as well as dogs, check out 1 Mississippi, at link above.
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If you’d rather think about poetry than Monday, check out poetry blogs; if you’re having a hard time writing, check out writers’ block blogs; if you’d rather just laugh (at me), check out Robert Pattinson blogs.
Villain-elle
Here’s what the poem looks like in unillustrated (stanzaic – is that a word?) form:
Villain-elle
He twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see
and kept away from rope and railroad track,
for a cartoon villain was not what he would be–
what he sought was originality.
Wearing a hat that was not quite white, nor black,
he twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see.
Until the day he met that Miss Bonnee
whose single smile made all his knees go slack.
Though a cartoon villain was not what he would be,
she steered him to a classic robbery,
a bank heist with a gun, a car out back.
He twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see,
but see they could, if only digitally.
She whispered, as she relieved him of the sack,
that a cartoon villain was not what he would be.
‘My hero’, she sighed, and other fiddle-dee.
Then his bent head received a good hard whack.
She twirled her stash when she thought no one could see.
A cartoon villain was not what she would be.
(@ Karin Gustafson, 2009)
If you are interested in more Villanellia, check out prior posts re how to write them.
If you are interested in elephants, check out 1 Mississippi at link above.
Five Important Points Re Dog’s Birthday
1. Your dog will not be upset if you don’t get her a present.
2. But if you do, a pig’s ear will usually suffice.
3. Except that if it’s an old dog, maybe skip the pig’s ear. (If you have a nice carpet, that is. Or any carpet.)
4. Either way, it’s best not to let her make her own cake.
5. Even if she begs.
(Sorry I meant to put in picture of begging dog as well as baking dog, but I didn’t have one scanned. I’ll get one soon. Have a great model at home. )
If you like elephants as well as dogs, check out 1 Mississippi (Karin Gustafson) at link above or on Amazon.
Old friend died today. This poem was written and illustrated for February and also for my grandmother, but my friend’s death put me in mind of it.
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