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Boxing Day–Delayed Gratification (certain Jehovah’s Witnesses)

December 26, 2011

Not From a Creche

And then there was the old English couple who became Jehovah’s Witnesses–he, because Jehovah, plus butter rum life savers, plus two Witnesses who walked him and his dog up the block a couple of times a day, helped him quit smoking; she, because after sixty years of marriage, they did everything together.

But Christmas (not celebrated by Witnesses) was almost harder to give up than nicotine.  If you’d grown up in London during the 30’s, if you’d made it through the Blitz, goose fat and beef lard (and all the ritual dishes involving them) were high in your gastronomic pantheon.

Though it wasn’t the food that was the problem.  It was the want of ruddy-cheeked cheer, the cow-eyed Creche, the Crackers! (With their snap and crackle and little funny toys.)  The bean in the Christmas Cake, and, even more, the weeks of deciding what this one or that one would like–the special scarf, the purse on sale, the mince tarts baked and packaged–the wrapping!

All solved by the expedience of Boxing Day.  Crackers a day delayed were no longer “Christmas” Crackers.  Roast Goose was just, well, roast goose; Christmas Cake, fruit cake; and presents?   Tokens of appreciation.  (With no relationship to Christmas at all.)

And wasn’t that what Boxing Day was all about anyway?

Finally Catching Up To Christmas

December 25, 2011

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Just in time!

(Hope you all enjoyed the day!)

Happy…errr.. Hoppy! (Jingle With Elephant!)

December 24, 2011

A Merry Best to All!  Thanks so much for reading, commenting, writing, inspiring!  

Flash 55 – Mystery of Christmas (A Clue)

December 23, 2011

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The Mystery of Christmas (A Clue)

The best–clue-making: cryptic rhymes taped to wrapping. 

The pleasure: watching them strain to figure me out–giving hints that told all (if they could but understand).   

The few “real” presents opened, I’d run from tree to basement to gather old books, clothes, knickknacks–anything to wrap and encode, to transform into my gift.   


The above is my offering to the G-Man for Friday Flash Fiction 55.  Have a happy holiday.
(Also–check out the “Villain-elle” from yesterday, illustrated with elephants.  Unfortunately, in the midst of holiday season, I dropped an elephant painting when I posted, but I’ve got them all in now.)

Contrast/Villanelles/”Villain-elle” (With Watercolors and Elephants)

December 22, 2011

I am a great lover of villanelles.  I am reposting “Villain-elle” today because it illustrates an important tool in villanelle writing: contrast. 

Contrast in poetry, the subject of a thoughtful prompt by Victoria C. Slotto for dVerse Poets Pub , is a useful tool for effects in all poetry, but it is especially useful in the repeating, and potentially static,  lines of a villanelle.  Contrast in a villanelle can come through changes in meaning, homonyms, enjambment (the breaking up and running over of lines), elephants.   (Note that I tried to put the lines of the poem in the drawings but they are incomplete and blurry so I’ve put them below each drawing, and the full poem below that.)  (I am also linking this poem to the poets’ rally.)

He twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see
and kept away from rope and railroad track,
for a cartoon villain was not what he would be–

what he sought was originality.
Wearing a hat that was not quite white, nor black,
he twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see,

until the day he met that Miss Bonnee,
whose single smile made all his knees go slack.

Though a cartoon villain was not what he would be,

she steered him to a classic robbery,
a bank heist with a gun, a car out back,

He twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see,

but see they could, if only digitally.

She whispered, as she relieved him of the sack,
that cartoon villain was not what he would be,

“my hero,” and other murmured fiddle-dee,


till his bent head received a good hard whack.

She twirled her stash when she thought no one could see.
A cartoon villain was not what she would be.

Here’s the poem without elephants!

VILLAIN-ELLE

He twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see
and kept away from rope and railroad track,
for a cartoon villain was not what he would be–

what he sought was originality.
Wearing a hat that was not quite white, nor black,
he twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see,

until the day he met that Miss Bonnee,
whose single smile made all his knees go slack.
Though a cartoon villain was not what he would be,

she steered him to a classic robbery,
a bank heist with a gun, a car out back,
He twirled his ‘stache when he thought no one could see,

but see they could, if only digitally.
She whispered, as she relieved him of the sack,
that cartoon villain was not what he would be,

“my hero,” and other murmured fiddle-dee,
till his bent head received a good hard whack.
She twirled her stash when she thought no one could see.
A cartoon villain was not what she would be.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

P.S.  If you like humor, poetry or elephants, don’t forget to check out my books NOSE DIVE, GOING ON SOMEWHERE and 1 MISSISIPPI on Amazon.  Thanks much.

P.P.S. = Accidentally dropped “Whack” painting from first posting of this.  So sorry!  (Kind of tired when posting but had a nap now!)

House Republicans (Fighting with One Hand Behind Their Backs?)

December 21, 2011

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In honor of the House Republicans’ refusal to agree to sign on to the Senate bill that will extend (i) payroll tax cuts and (ii) unemployment benefits, a few haiku:

“When I pledged no tax
raises, I didn’t mean…um…
for working people.”

“It’s the uncertain-
ty I hate, you know, all that
damn uncertainty. “

“I’m worried about
the working man. Can’t you see
how worried I am?”

And here’s one with a reference to Shakespeare:

Sound, fury, tales told,
idiots. “Job creators?”
Mumbo-jumbo? Hmmm…

I don’t like to be so political, but the current situation is just maddening.

I am linking this to the Sensational Haiku Wednesday (though the theme is spirit!)

Looking for Christmas Spirit (Without Propulsion of Compulsion)

December 21, 2011

Didn't we just do that? (Sure--a YEAR ago!)

I am having an amazingly difficult time feeling “Christmasy” this year.

I have blamed it on the commercialization of the holiday, the dispiriting events in the world, the weather.

I suspect, however, that some of my disconnect comes simply from the way that aging speeds up time:  as in Christmas Again!?  Didn’t we just go through all that? 

There’s also the problem that, at the moment, there are few small children in my life.  Putting aside the specific connections between young children and Christmas, one of the great pleasures of parenting is that part of your “job” is to spend pleasant/instructive time with your kids: at Christmas, that means time spent caroling, cookie-baking, tree-decorating.

It’s a bit harder to justify taking time from the day job to sing to yourself!

Okay, so you could do these things for others! Your community!  Your friends!  Aging relatives!  Your somewhat grown children!

Yes.  But a bit of Christmasy feeling is required even to jump-start those impulses.

My task, here on December 21, is to (i) start going through the motions, and (ii) stop going through the motions.

This means to simply MAKE myself to do some Christmasy things, for example, to go out and get a tree.  (I know I know.)

But also to stop in the midst of these Christmasy things and to understand that I don’t have to actually do all so much, replacing some of the propulsion of compulsion (i.e. hurry up with the tree already!) with simple, visceral enjoyment (as in wow, doesn’t that balsam smell wonderful.)   

To be a bit of a young child, as it were.  Having a pleasant/instructive time.

Probably some cookies would help.

MagPie 96- Wearing the Trousers in Macbeth (In English Class With Two Ringed Braids)

December 20, 2011

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Here is a poem for Magpie Tales 96 and also dVerse Poets Pub Open Link Night.   This is based on a photographic prompt from Tess Kincaid, which was of a woman in a shadow that appeared to be a beard.  (It’s not so clear in my version above.)  Below is my poem:

English Essay In Two Ringed Braids

In English class in post-colonial school,
the study of idioms, literature
and exposition are assayed with
diligence: “some
complain that Shakespeare is
dull as ditchwater but in
the pages of MacBeth
may be found
a rip-roaring
ride.  Lady
Macbeth wears the trousers
in the family at the
beginning of
the play, but by Act V,  Macbeth
has taken the trousers
back while the Lady
throws the baby out
with the bathwater, as it were, going mad.
Macbeth, in the meantime,
adds suspenders
to his belt, killing one and all
till he feels as certain of
the throne as Bob’s
his uncle, but he cannot
see the forest for
the trees, coming
to a very bad end.”

The girl writing the essay wears
her hair in braids, which curl into
two ravenshone rings, elastics
camouflaged, in
each case, by
a large white bow, looped
to emulate both butterfly
and lotus,
wing and bloom,
and too, the “x”
of “betwixt,” all
in one
fell swoop.

And now a question for decisive poets and readers out there–I contemplated changing the last couple of lines to refer to the “cross” in “betwixt” rather than the “x”.  That seemed a bit heavy-handed to me, but I am curious to see if anyone thinks it would be an improvement.  Also toyed with “braces” in place of suspenders, but, well, I live in NYC.  Thanks much for your thoughts.

(And please please please check out my new comic novel NOSE DIVE on Amazon if you have a mo.)

Rhinoplasty?! If You Don’t Know What It Is–Try Out NOSE DIVE!

December 18, 2011

Drawing by Jonathan Segal (From NOSE DIVE)

Just came back from a wonderfully sweet book launch party for NOSE DIVE, a new novel written by me and illustrated (fantastically) by Jonathan Segal.

I feel very blessed to have contact with so many terrific writers/poets/readers/friends online, but, well, it’s great to actually BE with people, i.e. face to face.  To have them buy a book you have written is an especial thrill.

So thanks thanks thanks to all who came–and a quick message for all of you who were there in spirit:  thanks to you too  (but now get the book!)   (Available in paperback and on kindle–kindle version for only 99 cents!)

Hope you all had as nice a Sunday.

(PS –all rights to NOSE DIVE illustrations are reserved by Jonathan Segal.)

No Stopping It

December 17, 2011

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DVerse Poets Pub has a graphic prompt today, hosted by Brian Miller, with drawings by Tera Zajeck. The drawings are lovely and detailed–you can see some of them on Tera’s site, Olive Hue Designs, but I tend to like to use my own art, so have done my own rather muddled version of one of them.

And here’s a sonnet (of sorts).

No stopping it

I learn each day there’s no control to be had.
The wind will roar, the jacket that you wore
will be too thin. Joy turns sour, smiles sad,
what used to fire his passion now’s a bore;
children that you carried look askance.
Remember how they hated to let you go?
Now they leave without the merest glance
while you soothe your heart with how it must be so.
It’s not all lost, you find such sweetness too–
the cake you share, the couch where you two sprawl–
but still no holding fast, no straight course true,
no certain grace to mitigate the fall–
only the moment, that present but distant shore,
that you know must be enough, for there’s no more.