Five Important Points Re Dog’s Birthday
1. Your dog will not be upset if you don’t get her a present.
2. But if you do, a pig’s ear will usually suffice.
3. Except that if it’s an old dog, maybe skip the pig’s ear. (If you have a nice carpet, that is. Or any carpet.)
4. Either way, it’s best not to let her make her own cake.
5. Even if she begs.
(Sorry I meant to put in picture of begging dog as well as baking dog, but I didn’t have one scanned. I’ll get one soon. Have a great model at home. )
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