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“America The Beautiful” Is Sung On The Campaign Trail

February 1, 2012

America The Beautiful Is Sung On the Campaign Trail

Oh beautiful (ahem-hem)
For spacious (swallow)
For amber waves of (votes).
For purple mount–
(My Ma-jesty…)
Above the fruited (pockets).
America
(corporations)

(Are people, my friend). 
God shed his (Super-Pacs)
On thee (ahem).
And crown thy (elections)
With (tons of cash),
From sea to shining….

(And the next verse goes something….
Like this….) 

(I’ve edited this just slightly-cutting three or four words and adding a fake hyphen–since first posting so I could tell it to the G-Man–the host with the most–for Friday Flash 55!)