“America The Beautiful” Is Sung On The Campaign Trail

America The Beautiful Is Sung On the Campaign Trail

Oh beautiful (ahem-hem)
For spacious (swallow)
For amber waves of (votes).
For purple mount–
(My Ma-jesty…)
Above the fruited (pockets).
America
(corporations)

(Are people, my friend). 
God shed his (Super-Pacs)
On thee (ahem).
And crown thy (elections)
With (tons of cash),
From sea to shining….

(And the next verse goes something….
Like this….) 

(I’ve edited this just slightly-cutting three or four words and adding a fake hyphen–since first posting so I could tell it to the G-Man–the host with the most–for Friday Flash 55!)

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10 Comments on ““America The Beautiful” Is Sung On The Campaign Trail”

  1. hedgewitch's avatar hedgewitch Says:

    It was like watching a wind-up toy. The man has the charisma of a rutabega–which wouldn’t matter except I’m not sure there’s anything inside that Armani suit, or alternately, the pre-broken in jeans and borrowed Brokeback Mountain coat but a lonely ego looking for something to swallow. You nailed it, K.

  2. David King's avatar David King Says:

    I am sure there is much here that I’m missing, but I think I’ve caught enough… Splendid!

  3. brian miller's avatar brian miller Says:

    bam! i love me a good political write…this had great humor and all the seriousness in it that it needed…perfect

  4. Mama Zen's avatar Mama Zen Says:

    That guy is so fake he doesn’t even set off my human radar. Creepy.

  5. G-Man's avatar G-Man Says:

    HA!!!
    I think he thought that others would join in and they didn’t!
    It was embarrasingly Hilarious.
    Loved your 55 MD…
    You Rock from here to Mars!
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End


  6. BAM! You nailed this one, Karin! Great job, and right on the “money”! (pun intended)

  7. Chelsea lori truman perry Richardson's avatar Jingle Says:

    powerful repetitions, wow.

  8. Margaret's avatar Margaret Says:

    Funny, sad, and mostly true, I’m afraid.

  9. Wander's avatar Wander Says:

    This debacle that is called the republican party is scary…I am middle of the road about a lot of things , but not about the insane dip-wads running for repub primarys, sick!

    http://wanderwithoutbeinglost.blogspot.com/2012/02/sleeper-must-awaken.html


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